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2022.01.23 05:16 pebble4love A reply to a comment about centipedes hiding under a toilet
The best is when you sit on the toilet, and gape your asshole so they all crawl in it, and curl up into like a nest of centipedes because it's so warm. Then when you stand up, they all freak out and start crawling in circles until they find one of the 2 exits.
You either have centipedes crawling out your asshole, and up your back, or they use the other exit and burrow deeper into your colon and eventually work their way out your mouth in the middle of the night, and eat your eyeballs.
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2022.01.23 05:16 ratryox Do rappers get alot of girls?
My step dad was a rapper. He was a 55 year old white Italian cop at the time and I'm not sure where he went wrong or if he acquired brain damage I wasn't aware of. In 1998 he assumed the rap name of ‘Merk’ and got golden grills with pink diamonds in his mouth. He used to liberally call me the n - word around the house, for things like me not picking a pen up off of the floor or uneven grass cutting. At first he used the racial 'er' ending but quickly replaced it with n***a. Other nouns he preferred (forced) me to address him as were “sir”, “sire”, and “lord". He took his pension from the PD and launched his rap career (which wasn't much of a career at first but a reason to blast Jay Z in his car and slow down around 16 year old girls I went to school with). In 1998 he dropped his first EP 'Disco', followed by his second EP 'Disco 2′, both with only 4 tracks each. They were fucking horrible. I think the titles to the albums either referred to him being a disco dancer in the 70s or often telling me to “discoagulate” (not a real word) Dawn dish soap nozzles (picking out the hardened soap). Prior to his retirement from the force, Merk borrowed a hearse from a friend. He hired a marching band from a neighboring high school (actually, more like bribed by paying around 20 of them $200 each) to march in front of the vehicle playing the theme to 'The Godfather’ through my neighborhood with fat black strippers twerking on the roof while driving in his rapper getup, and displaying a wreathed portrait of himself as a young police officer on the back windshield, emblematic of the demise of his former self, with “RIP” spray painted across both sides of the vehicle in pink.
Not having established himself in the slightest, and with only mild interest from an amateur record producer from the Munhall, PA projects (a skinny half and half guy who called himself 'Step stone'), he up and disappeared. What catapulted him to his 15 minutes of fame was when he absconded with my car (a 1995 Ford Escort GT, despite owning his own Cadillac) and snuck into the 2000 Grammys behind DMX, Drag - On, and some Ruff Ryders groupies and while getting ejected from the event by the authorities, he began screaming “GLASS HOUSE, N ***A! GLASS HOUSE!” while throwing his 'Disco 2′ mixtapes into the crowd. Consequently actress Regina King passed it on to an executive at Warner Bros who sought to capitalize on the incident, allowing for $150,000 to record and release an 8 track long LP for my step dad which came out in 2002 titled 'The Derelict'. People initially thought the title was Merk referring to hinself, but I know that in reality it was a word he often called our neighbor Gene along with “neanderthal” because his bushes on the property line extended about 2 inches onto our side.
In 2005, after low -end moderate record sales (he earned enough to build wooden stairs from our deck to the yard), he moved back from LA to rip on and continue to berate and oppress me (still calling me n***a and making me do useless and arduous tasks like cutting our entire front and back lawn with scissors). At the same time he changed his persona to an over sexualized character named 'Jason Stetson’ where he released album 2 titled “Appullella Cowboy” (a reference to what I found out was a non - existent street block named Appullella Square in Jersey City, NJ, contrary to his claims that this is where he grew up and gained “street credit”…. Liar).
Step dad began wearing a cowboy hat and started singing in a low baritone Barry White sounding singing voice, heavily emulating Everlast. He recorded the eponymous title track to the album with Step stone and a local prostitute with a mildly good voice named Lady Lux. He was briefly signed to Interscope through one of his LA connections who found it tasteful and a “nice change up” from his pompous rap persona. His tour was cancelled when, in his first show, without permission from his agency, he sodomized a prostitute at a cerebral palsey charity concert (unfortunately).
He came home in 2006 and went on a hiatus. In this time, while shooting me with a taser he had from his police days and in the other hand spraying me down with a hose while I was planting tomatoes for him that spring, he electrocuted himself when his 14 gold chains were caught in the crossfire of both at the same time. The year 2008 would be his swansong with his self - released finale 'Theft Equity'. One particular track that received praise was titled 'Summiz', where he interwove a story about young and old love, and spraying girls with a fire hydrant and the pain of loss in his youth back in Jersey. This never happened. In reality he grew up in Homestead, PA when he was a kid, where his devout Catholic mother forced him to kneel on corn kernels for saying “oh jeez". Despite some in the music community who were secret fans and were able to obtain copies of the mixtape, it made no money, and my mom and him finally divorced. He took the house and at the same time won $500,000 in the lottery, but blew it on coke, gambling, and lawnmowers. To your question, last I knew he was having sex with a 101 year old lady from down the street.
So, did he get women? Other than my mom, hookers, and a decrepit old woman from down the street who was alive during the Titanic, to my knowledge he didn't really get a lot of women. There were rumors that he'd been sleeping with Lady Lux (he came home with herpes and the crabs from time to time) and some other prostitute (that part of which is true, since I caught them in my bedroom closet, prompting Merk to head butt me).
As for famous rappers, I'll say this - in college I worked security for a 50 Cent concert and afterwards we had to pull about 50 condoms from his hot tub. So yeah they definitely do.
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2022.01.23 05:16 I_am_nota-human-bean Kendrick Johnson 😤
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2022.01.23 05:16 Hamad-alhajjaji Some of the houses in alkhor are VIP 💀
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2022.01.23 05:16 Mainaccount68 [Spoiler] Co-main event winner on whether he'll fight loser again
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2022.01.23 05:16 NewsElfForEnterprise IIHS Will Add Safety Scores for Self-Driving Car Systems
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2022.01.23 05:16 dirtyharrison Released Video Footage Shows Disastrous U.S. Drone Strike That Killed Kabul Family
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2022.01.23 05:16 Practical-Weird3254 Mother dog won't let puppies nurse; mother dog not producing milk for pu...
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2022.01.23 05:16 Robonautics Could someone kindly explain how this works? How do we keep track of who played against who? What is the purpose of the number at the top?
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2022.01.23 05:16 Marcelpanek666 I love her so much ❤️
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2022.01.23 05:16 Fun-Breath-6747 New to sewerslvt.. can someone fill me in on background info?
2022.01.23 05:16 leftok 23 January 2022 Betting Tips
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2022.01.23 05:16 SnowPearl Out of all of Nancy's love interests so far, who would you date IRL and why?
Most people agree that Nace is endgame and the writers are just moving that relationship forward at a glacial speed. And Ace is absolutely a great guy, but would you date someone like him IRL, or any of Nancy's love interests for that matter?
My personal ranking:
2022.01.23 05:16 dirtyharrison Michael Maier By Manly P. Hall 6/16
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2022.01.23 05:16 wannabe-sigma-grape really sick
8 days into nofap and i am extremely sick now, i was normal at midnight, but when i woke up i had high headache and fever , i went to doctor and be prescribed some medicines for 5 days and said to get a covid test if it still remains , however my parents are completely fine , did anyone else face this, idk what tf happened in just 6 hrs of sleep
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2022.01.23 05:16 PM_ME_GOOD_PODCAST Any other Millennials drive their parents up the wall wearing out this VHS?
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2022.01.23 05:16 raaaafah Sad days
Heyyy ENFPs Wondering what your sad days look like. I get rly moody when I’m sad, and I forget to be thankful for all the blessings that I have. Ik I get annoying to the ppl around me & I hate that abt myself. Could anyone relate?
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2022.01.23 05:16 hiroo916 Calls from one number automatically drop/hang-up immediately when I answer
I've been using GV for years and just started having this problem. Most calls come in like normal and I can answer them ok.
For my mom's number, it started a few months ago where when her calls come in, as soon as I answer, the call instantly drops. I've tested it with her phone and mine side by side and it consistently has this behavior. If I call her back immediately, then it connects and was can talk ok.
I am not 100% sure that it started at the same time, but I think this started when her number was ported from Xfinity Mobile service to Tello service. Previously there were no issues like this for years when she was on Sprint and then Xfinity Mobile.
Can anybody suggest what to do about this or provide a theory on why this is happening so I can investigate further?
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2022.01.23 05:16 Kapt-Kaos maybe i am the flash
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